Zaibatsu Corporation, the world's last major privately-owned corporation, has a worldwide reputation for manufacturing the greatest pharmaceuticals; but only due to our lobbyists who got major changes passed in the laws regarding leisure narcotics. So next time you're down in the dumps and a little pill puts a great big smile back on your face, or a little sniff makes you chuckle your heart out, say THANK YOU, ZAIBATSU! From cars to hemorrhoids and back again, Zaibatsu Corporation makes life feel like it's worth living! These are dangerous times—let's make everyone laugh again!